things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO
the fucking ceiling cat
this is perfect
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME
Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???
Steven Universe is getting 104 episodes.
It gets even better when you remember that Flats is a bully who likes to hurt people for no reason and that Spongebob is easily upset and barely understands how the outside world works.
"Paul! You is wahrwohlf!"
Tony Zarindast is my grandfather.
I am both proud and ashamed at the exact same time.
seee look I told you guys people were going cray over this?
HEY GUESS WHAT
I WAS RIGHT
IT WASN’T ZIMMY
"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"
"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
Darn it, you derp!
Sisters and I were doing research on absent grandfather today. He’s a B-Movie director.
Found his Facebook, and this was one of the first pictures we saw.
"W-what do I do then!?" cried the legendary deer in desperation. Aaabaaajss sighed. He knew it was too good to be true when the cycle was supposedly broken due to the lack of an emulator for the 3DS. Now they had gone and done it. No more emulators, this was an actual 3DS running a real copy of the game, with all the perils of its online features. Getting deposited in the PC suddenly seemed like nothing compared to getting wondertraded to some 7-year old kid in Ohio…
The countdown timer continued to tick.
"What do I do…" He repeated, weakly this time, as if already resigned to his fate.
Aaabaaajss searched mentally for something, anything he could say to lighten Xereas’s mood…
"You have to beat valerie"
ohmygod I think I´m going to watch this
I made a dark and spoopy hallway. Had fun with lighting. Should probably try and adjust it a bit more. Read up on lighting, yes.
ASDFJABGLKGB WOOOW LOOK AT THAT! IT’S REALLY COMING ALONG! 8O